the #10yearsago bit got me wondering, so I found the journal from that year. According to the written evidence, ten years ago I was able to write the following things without any discernible irony:

I’ve decided that it’s a terrible idea to like anyone. Love sounds like an even worse idea.

I’ve just come in from going to see the botanical gardens all lit up, and I had the queerest feeling.

Something’s missing. There’s a hole in my life.

At least I got the first main problem done in math. Lunch was sort of boring. Japanese was more interesting.

I have no heart to break.

Also, I starred out the vowels in swearwords. In my journal. And each entry is in a different color gel pen.

Conclusions:

1. Thank you, first-decade-of-the-twenty-first-century, for this sense of irony. Also for the better taste in music.

2. Being fourteen is not hilarious, but fourteen-year-olds are hilarious.

3. Ten years will teach a girl many things. Not least that “all lit up” and “queerest” don’t mean what you think they mean, honey. Though that journal entry would be so much more awesome if I had meant me instead of the gardens and genderqueer instead of mildly odd.

4. I am extremely grateful that Tumblr did not exist ten years ago. I didn’t even figure out LiveJournal until I was seventeen, thank goodness.