Question: If I pair my current slightly-androgynous haircut with my new very-girly heels, will the resulting vertical imbalance in gender performance increase my likelihood of toppling on my ass in front of my esteemed colleagues? [I think these things, and then I realize I am maybe insane. Except I still kind of suspect the answer is yes.]

Question: If I pair my current slightly-androgynous haircut with my new very-girly heels, will the resulting vertical imbalance in gender performance increase my likelihood of toppling on my ass in front of my esteemed colleagues?

[I think these things, and then I realize I am maybe insane. Except I still kind of suspect the answer is yes.]

Posted on December 10, 2009 at 9:10pm