The weight on my shoulders.
Devil: Make eye contact with her, you idiot!
Angel: But if I make eye contact with her she’ll think I’m creepy!
Devil: How do you expect to ever have sex again if you can’t even make eye contact with a woman?
Angel: Because then she’ll think I’m a creep who’s trying to have sex with her!
Devil: You are!
Angel: Am what? A creep? Or trying to have sex with her?
Devil: I’VE HAD IT WITH YOU.
Oh honey. You have it so backwards. Tell them to switch their outfits back; Halloween’s over.
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it so backwards. Tell them to switch their outfits back; Halloween’s over.
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