The writing process

  1. You guys, I’m gonna write a thing.
  2. Coffee.
  3. No, really. It’s gonna be awesome.
  4. I think my desk needs cleaning.
  5. Well, I can’t start until I’ve read these other 40 things.
  6. I think your desk needs cleaning.
  7. I hate writing.
  8. Have I always been such an idiot?
  9. I hate writing I hate it I hate it I hate it.
  10. Copy/paste quotes.
  11. I hate myself.
  12. Fingers » keys.
  13. Repeat 9-12 until too long.
  14. Coffee.
  15. Delete. Cut/paste 1st and last paragraphs, because somehow those wound up on the wrong sides of the thing.
  16. Lap around the office.
  17. Skim.
  18. Huh. Could be worse.
  19. Send for review.
  20. Maybe I am clever. I love writing.